I’ve developed a strategy for when I go see bands that I really fucking love, and I go and rage up front and sing all the words and everything. Right around the last two songs, and you can sense when it’s coming, hurl yourself over that fucking barrier. Crowd surf, and they take you out, and they shove you out the door, and you don’t have to wait for that 2,000 person crowd to filter out. Honestly, it’s the best. Oh yeah, I’ll see you at the bar, motherfucker.